its. simply. me.

Alexis. 21. Illinois.



Sometimes, in the heat of a moment, you can say really stupid, horrible things. You can also say really lovely, beautiful things. Sometimes, all it takes is one person to shine a light and you will suddenly see a whole different side of yourself - whether it be for the good, or for the bad….

My mom made me go out to dinner with the family so I made her buy me a margarita


Great things to say during intercourse:

  • Yes, this is agreeable
  • Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
  • What a surprising twist!
  • Aren’t human beings remarkable?
  • Splendid.

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i rlly do not think ppl realize how hard black women work. we work……….so fucking hard………the hardest.


turned 20 today.
still childish.



Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012

He looks and acts like a roach

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When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

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there wasn’t one goddamn anaconda in that entire video

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