its. simply. me.

Alexis. 21. Illinois.

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

kaeandlucy:

Sometimes, in the heat of a moment, you can say really stupid, horrible things. You can also say really lovely, beautiful things. Sometimes, all it takes is one person to shine a light and you will suddenly see a whole different side of yourself - whether it be for the good, or for the bad….

My mom made me go out to dinner with the family so I made her buy me a margarita

nostalgiaultra:

Great things to say during intercourse:

  • Yes, this is agreeable
  • Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
  • What a surprising twist!
  • Aren’t human beings remarkable?
  • Splendid.

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

cozyqueen:

i rlly do not think ppl realize how hard black women work. we work……….so fucking hard………the hardest.

cozyqueen:

turned 20 today.
still childish.

blackdenimjeans:

thinksquad:

Singer CeeLo Green took to Twitter today to make an attempt to define what rape is, shortly after pleading no contest for charges that he slipped a woman ecstasy without her consent in 2012

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelzarrell/cee-lo-green-says-its-only-rape-if-the-person-is-conscious?bffb

He looks and acts like a roach

(via illaqueated)

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via crutal)

bombing:

there wasn’t one goddamn anaconda in that entire video

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